sometimes i’m like “why am i so ugly?”
and then other times i’m like “u fuckers better watch out the hottest bitch in sweatpants is comin to steal ur man”
"if feminists want equality does this mean we can punch women now?"
go ahead chicken shit punch me in the fucking face. i will shove your entire upper body into your own ass and make you fuck yourself from the inside out
i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.
*throws life away* *misses trashcan by like 20 feet*